Poor Parenting Skills

This is not a post about how Mommy doesn’t notice that I can’t breathe for months at a time, or how Daddy lets me run around the museum with my shoes on the wrong feet. No, instead, let’s focus on poor examples of parenting in popular children’s verse. Example #1: … Continue reading

18 Months

I turned 18 months old yesterday – pause for a moment and take that in. I am closer to 2 years old than to 1, and Mommy is not quite sure how that happened. I’m still in my size 3 Pampers – and will be FOREVER. The sizing says the … Continue reading