I can be a little… stubborn. Or, I fly off the handle over the teensiest of things (Mommy once cut a maraschino cherry I was thinking about eating in half. IT WAS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE, EVER.)
Daddy: Question – which school has a better academic reputation, Flying Fairy School or Hogwarts?Mommy: Definitely Hogwarts.Daddy: I don’t know, Fairy School has lower student-teacher ratio and more diverse student body… Also, it FLIES!Mommy: Hogwarts is an institution of impeccable standing in the wizarding world with centuries of tradition. Also, it caters to more than just one grade level AND tackles more rigorous academic subjects than Tooth Fairy Certification. Flying Fairy School is, essentially, a trade school by comparison. It is BOCES to Hogwarts’s Harvard.Daddy: OK you win 😉
Sigh. I don’t really have a chance at normality.