Oh, snap! Wardrobe Malfunction

Hi. This is one of the outfits that my Mommy got at her shower that I’m just starting to fit into. Can you believe I’m in 6 month clothes already?!

Here’s a better view: How cute am I? I mean, seriously.

But wait! There’s a problem!

What could it be? Here are a few more shots to help you guess:

Hmmmm… Can YOU see the problem? Anyone? Bueller?

Let’s examine infant clothing criteria:

  • Blue color to clarify my masculinity? Check.
  • Soft, cozy material? Check.
  • Mode of transportation or cutesy animal in the design? (Go into any baby clothes boutique if you’re not sure of what I’m talking about here.) Check plus – it has a teddy bear flying the helicopter!
  • Feet to eliminate the need for ill-fitting, Henry-tempting socks? Check.
  • Snaps for easy diaper access? Check.

Wait… snaps? SNAPS! Do you see how this outfit is closed? A row of snaps down the back. This might be okay for smaller babies, but I’m a big boy now – all I want to do when Mommy puts me on my tummy is crawl away, not sit still to be snapped in!

Clothing design FAIL.

Please support me in donating money to the American Red Cross for Haiti relief by commenting on last week’s post. Thanks!

ETA: Mommy and Daddy donated $25, Grammy and Coach added another $25, and Grammy’s office matched them, making it a total of $75! Thanks to everyone who commented!

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  1. what a cutie! And dont you love outfits that are so not realistic?

    found you on mbc!


  2. 🙂 i like the helicopter! 🙂

  3. Haha- he's really stinkin' cute! And I love the idea of the blog being written by HIM.

    following from MBC. Come and see me sometime!

  4. Of course you can use the idea! It really wasn't ever mine to begin with 🙂

  5. what a cutie!

    new follower from wednesday is friendsday over at themamazone.



  6. He is stinkin adorable! I totally feel you on the cute but impractical outfits. Following you from my WednesDay is FriendsDay linky.

  7. This is hilarious. What are some child clothing designers thinking? Collars, hoods, butterfly shaped buttons (I have a girl), and snaps up the back? Sheesh!

  8. He is such a doll.

    New follower from Wednesday is friendsday over at themamazone.

  9. Great to meet my youngest new blogger buddy! Remind your dad to read so Dr. Seuss tonight before bed 🙂

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