Mommy has 1,548 pictures of me. One THOUSAND, five hundred, and forty-eight. Let me just establish that I have only been *alive* 316 days, so I’m feeling like Mommy needs a hobby or something.
You know, though, that ALL of those pictures can’t be great – there are LOADS that just don’t make the cut to be uploaded here or on my Facebook Fan Page or tweeted. There are quite a few that I’m not really sure why Mommy hasn’t deleted.
Here are some highlights from the reject photo archives:
This is the very first picture that Mommy took of me using her iPhone. She climbed out of bed in the hospital in the middle of the night and couldn’t resist my sweet sleeping face (little did she know how infrequently she’d see it!). But, Mommy? iPhone cameras don’t have a flash, and given that you have 23 other pictures (many of them nearly identical) of me in the hospital, we don’t really need this one.
This is a better picture of the bouncy seat than of me. We have several other shots where you can actually see my face – click delete, Mommy.
This is not a flattering picture of Daddy OR of me. And? It’s out of focus.
Speaking of out of focus…
The iPhone strikes again. Mommy, seriously, use your CAMERA. Also? Don’t take pictures of the mess all over the living room floor. We don’t need people to know for sure we live on top of a mountain of toys and laundry. Tidy first, then photograph.
Hah ha!! I have lots of photos of my kiddos like that too! It's so hard to get rid of them, even though they just sit on my computer. LOL They are cute even so!